necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
Another anon wanted Haunter/Cubone and since everything I touch becomes nightmarish well… this happened
A Haunter possessing the armless decaying corpse of a Cubone HELL YEAH
This photo was reblogged from darth-lesbatron and originally by necromorph-slayinglovemachine.
(Source: idcaboutostriches)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle)
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
HOLY CRAP
HOW DO YOU TALENT
(Source: matafari)
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
(Source: latiox)
THE PERFECT GIF SET HAS ARRIVED
This is surprisingly accurate.
TUMBLR AFTER DARK
(Source: castiel-kingofsass)
will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
